Perth man Andrew deploys a bold marketing strategy every time he gets in his company-branded car – driving like an absolute shitstain on the grundies…
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BREAKING: Man actually cracks 100 on the Freeway
An excited motorist has had to pull over to ring his loved ones after achieving a feat he previously thought impossible. At approximately 915 this…
View More BREAKING: Man actually cracks 100 on the FreewayMan floating in “gooch period” only tethered to space & time by what day of the test it is
A Perth man is hoping the cricket goes for a full 5 days so he can maintain the smallest of grips on reality. After Boxing…
View More Man floating in “gooch period” only tethered to space & time by what day of the test it isNOR Resident Takes Out Life Insurance Before Venturing South
Recently single Tim comes from a long line of Northerners. His grandad grew up in Doubleview and his own father claims to have never ventured…
View More NOR Resident Takes Out Life Insurance Before Venturing SouthWA fans accused of not loving test cricket for not flying to Melbourne to fill the empty seats at the Boxing Day test
The Eastern State’s media has launched a scathing attack on Western Australian cricket fans for what they are calling a severe lack of dedication. According…
View More WA fans accused of not loving test cricket for not flying to Melbourne to fill the empty seats at the Boxing Day testMan Shocks Woolworths Shoppers By Not Giving A Toss About Hot Cross Buns On The Shelves
Reports that a man has gazed upon a hot cross buns display at his local Woolies without registering an emotional reaction have shocked onlookers. By…
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