Daryl wakes up happier than a Boost Juice Employee with half a gram MD shelved up their sunshine-hole. It’s Good Friday, so Daryl plans to…
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Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year
Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…
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Frank from Balcatta offers to help Coles out with cash issues if Armaguard fall through
Good ol’ Frank from Balcatta has extended an offer that Coles can’t refuse after he heard they were having issues with cash deliveries. Coles has…
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Fred Again sells out show at Butler Traino Within Minutes
British DJ and cult hero Fred Again has notched up another impressive achievement under his belt – selling out a show at the Butler traino…
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Australia reveals plan to seize Fred Again’s passport and force him to plug every music festival sized hole in the Nation
Australia has revealed a bold plan after hearing reports that yet another music festival, Splendour in the Grass has gone the way of the DoDo. …
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Qantas releases premium “all engines working” flights for cashed-up customers
Travellers will now be able to choose a Qantas flight based on the number of engines they can guarantee will see out the duration of…
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