Time comes for us all and Perth man Toby has accepted he is officially on a downward trajectory towards mortality after getting a bit too…
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What your choice of Breakfast says about you
Eggs Benny – you’re a hungover FIFO worker who is about to take a mid-brekkie break to make a Dome toilet the scene of a 25…
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AFL to replace record with a definitive list ranking every slur
The AFL has set an unusual precedent after effectively ranking the severity of slurs by reference to how may weeks you get pinged for uttering…
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Man didn’t purchase an appliance with a 4-star energy rating just to take the sticker off
Local bigshot Adam has finally worked his way up the corporate ladder to a position that allows him to buy slightly above-average home appliances with…
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Top Signs You Might be a Conspiracy Theorist
All or nothing – Maybe you started with a bong and a copy of Zeitgeist but soon your thoughts about the legality of income tax…
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FB Neighbourhood Group Admin Declares State Of Emergency After Kids On BMXs Sighted Again
Admin of a neighbourhood group was forced to interrupt the ongoing inquisition of whose internet was out to alert everyone that 3 kids have once…
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