The Big Bash has reached out to Western Australia to ask them to cool it a bit on the whole raging inferno theme they have…
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BREAKING: Perth Man Wanting $500 Cash Out At Pub Isn’t Fooling Anyone
A rambunctious Perth man has attempted to get $500 cash out at a busy central pub this evening. Reports have come in that everyone in…
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Two Rocks considers rebranding to South Geraldton to better represent the living experience
Whenever a fresh face journeys to Two Rocks they are left with a glaring question – “why is this still considered Perth?” It’s a conundrum…
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Successful cafe goes under after Cash is King enthusiast abandons $4 coffee in protest
A local cooker has scored a huge victory today after forcing the closure of a successful cafe that was previously doing $1000s of dollars in…
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Perth man admits he hasn’t truly felt alive since the 2018 pint war
Brayden is a relatively happy man. He goes about his daily dealings with a smile and an air of relative optimism but sadly it’s all…
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Residents not having a Marble Bar of the official temperature recordings
Residents of the Pilbara town aren’t having a Marble Bar of the official temperature readings. Claiming the scientific technology is underselling their intense heat by…
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