Mullaloo Beach has been closed again today after what appears to be a return of trichodesmium, a blue-green algae that just ain’t cricket. Locals are…
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New Bluey Ep To Tackle What To Do When The Kids At School Find Chilli’s OnlyFans
Australian cult cartoon Bluey continues to push boundaries and provide guidance on all manner of modern parenting problems. Needless to say, the show’s creators have…
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Extreme heat alert issued for Albany after it cracks 30 again
The WA Government has added Albany to the list of heatwave warnings after the mercury in the sleeping South West city cracked a blistering 30…
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“Dozens” Feared Inconvenienced As Perth Train Network Cacks Itself Due To Heat
TransPerth is apologising profusely to the handful of people who still use the train network for the delays caused by the intense spice of today’s…
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Piara Waters residents move to ban Harrisdale residents from Robot Park
Tension is simmering SOR with snobby Piara Waters residents petitioning their local council to ban Harrisdale residents from their flagship park. Robot Park is located…
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Man who grew up believing school was cancelled after 3 days of 40+ shocked to learn truth
A WA man swore that the cancellation of school during three consecutive temperatures of above 40 was basically enshrined into the Constitution. This is despite…
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