In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the bevvy department before they even reached Byford.
Passengers who described the piss-up as “just another Monday” said the mid strength on offer was disappointing but they preserved like the troopers they were.
We spoke to Jim who said it was a feeding frenzy akin to a naive tourist opening their fish & chips at Kailis on a sunny seagully day. Adding,
“You could tell by the look in some of these Bunbury folks eyes that they meant business. It was a who’s who of people banned from Jetstar flights, that same kind of energy. You can’t drink on trains normally, well, legally anyway, so they weren’t going to let the opportunity slip”
After all the grog was smashed the passengers realised they still had a few hours to go before getting back home to Bunbury. Naturally, they took executive action.
We spoke to one Bunbury resident who had to call his wife and tell her that he was going to be spending the night in Pinjarra because the “party was just starting”, adding,
“As soon as they told me there was no more piss I was like, fark that shit, I need a drink, I figured Pinjarra was the kind of place that would accept a man like me ha ha, yeah nah”
We can report that he urinated in his pants moments after this interview.
Never change Bunbury.
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