A local Real Estate Agent has taken proactive steps to avoid the financial consequences of the WA property market losing steam.
As property values drop and houses languish on the market longer, competition for sales among the industry will only increase. Which is why one must think bigger than a bus stop.
After all, they are being kept awake at night by stories from over East of Sydney and Melbourne REA’s having to get real jobs due to their property market downturns. Who would’ve thought opening a door wasn’t an essential skill?
We spoke to the man who called himself the Kommision King,
“Yeah I was on a really good wicket, making commish hand on fist doing fuck all but now the writing is on the wall, so my face had to go on the biggest wall I could find, that’s the secret to real estate sales ain’t it?”
It wasn’t easy or cheap plastering his entire headshot on the Bankwest Tower, but he got it done. Another unfortunate indicator of the influence that REA’s have had over our society in past decade.
We spoke to a man walking down The Terrace who said when he saw the garish shrine he suddenly had a real urge to sell his house. Adding,
“This young whipper snapper has the right idea, I think I’ve begun to tune out the 1000 REA ads plastered around my suburb so when I saw this ridiculous display I got right back into salivating about my own personal gain”
Lord knows what the Real Estate industry will do if it cools down any further.
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