The first thing once notices about your pair of Versaces is that they are oversized. Unlike your shrivelled peen that has finally withered under the…
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Claremont Man Waiting on 300 Series to Re-Establish Dominance in Winery Car Parks
John has been impatiently waiting for his 300 Series LandCruiser to arrive for longer than he cares to talk about. Each day is more painful than…
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Visiting Melbourne Relative Really Shouldn’t Have Brought Up Daylight Saving
Smellburn man, Anthony, didn’t understand what he was unleashing after bringing up Daylight Saving when he caught up with his wife’s Western Australian family this…
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Grave concerns as cost of living crisis forces Santa to fly Jetstar this Xmas
Santa has delivered some news that has shook the planet as he announces the cost of living has forced him to abandon his usual transportation…
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Thornlie girl starting to think she’s something after moving into Crestwood Estate
Keisha grew up on the Thornlie Square side of Spencer Road and was well known in the community as a down-to-earth Thornlie gal. That’s until…
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5 Last Minute Gift Ideas For the Western Australian In Your Life
A vial of Eastern State’s tears – Eastern Staters truly lost the plot this summer over Perth’s modest test turnout. So why not treat a…
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