There are two basic energies to Perth winds – the cooling, calming legendary Freo Doctor and then the shitkent no one invited – the easterly.…
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The Great Perth Meteor sends it over the sky
The Great Perth Meteor has sent it over the sky last night which will provide many with a welcome distraction from that disgusting easterly blowing.…
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12 regal tips for having a perfect day in Peppermint Grove
Ready to de-plebify yourself by enjoying a day out in Perth’s most elite suburb? Let’s go! 1. Play fed-up tradie/gardener spotto Times certainly ain’t tough…
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Dunsborough Toolies’ mere existence motivates group of leavers to get on the straight & narrow
Typically, Toolies are regarded as a merciless shitstain on the fitted sheets of society. They are mature-aged revellers who graduated many years ago and really…
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FIFO Bloke Who Spends All Day in Air Con Tells Perth to Harden Up This Week
Thanks to a nifty combination of contacts high up and general incompetence, Cal hasn’t seen a hard day’s work since he could see his peen…
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Ageing ressies player reckons no one would be talking about Harley Reid if he’d entered the draft
Thommo is somewhat of a legend at his local footy club – not only does he own the full AFL kit but he also is…
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