Melbourne has been flooded with legions of “Sydney’s Realest” original eshays as they take a break from spitting at train stations to support GWS –…
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ChatGPT crashes after trying to learn from Perth Smart Freeway data
ChatGPT has lost several artificial-IQ points after attempting to process data from the Perth Smart Freeway system. It turns out that Skynets foetus was clever…
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What your favourite Perth foreshore says about you: Part 2
Burswood – while your body is cooking some disgusting Coles’ honey soy chicken skewers on the BBQ your heart is chucking a slash in the…
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What your favourite Perth foreshore says about you: Part 1
South Perth – you love wide open spaces, skyline vistas, and cyclists going apeshit at pedestrians on the shared path. You like to downplay your role…
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WA considering mobilising the great emu army after getting dogged on Bertie Beetle show bags
Tonight, WA is considering its options after the news broke that the Perth Royal Show will not have Bertie Beetle show bags on offer. Official…
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BREAKING: The Swan River Strikes Again! Another Tourist Stitched Up
An innocent trip to visit her friends turned sinister this afternoon after Wendy was left wondering who tf shat themselves in her rental car as…
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