Hollywood mega hunk Nicolas Cage has passed his final test to being accepted into the Aussie beach lifestyle club this morning. At approximately, 10 am,…
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There are two basic energies to Perth winds – the cooling, calming legendary Freo Doctor and then the shitkent no one invited – the easterly.…
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The Great Perth Meteor has sent it over the sky last night which will provide many with a welcome distraction from that disgusting easterly blowing.…
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Ready to de-plebify yourself by enjoying a day out in Perth’s most elite suburb? Let’s go! 1. Play fed-up tradie/gardener spotto Times certainly ain’t tough…
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Typically, Toolies are regarded as a merciless shitstain on the fitted sheets of society. They are mature-aged revellers who graduated many years ago and really…
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Thanks to a nifty combination of contacts high up and general incompetence, Cal hasn’t seen a hard day’s work since he could see his peen…
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