Matilda’s fan Jessica has suddenly speaking with ceceo which is colloquially known as the Spanish lisp. The change happened immediately after England scored a 3rd…
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Find out why people are saying, “Karrinyup? I thought that was just a big shopping centre?” today! 1. Have a meltdown on the back nine…
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Mature-aged student – just like a crocodile expertly stalks its prey, a mature-aged student will wait for the perfect time to strike with their profound question…
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TransPerth has taken the unprecedented step to close a major train line today after deeming the risks to the Australian public “too great” to keep…
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In the space of just a month, Perth Matilda’s bandwagoner John has gone from a healthy Aussie dislike of soccer to painting his face green…
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A Kalamunda family has been torn apart after Kaleigh admitted she had partaken of the forbidden fruit of the High Wycombe riff-raff. In a heated…
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