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Pete Evans Confirms New Haircut Is To Improve His Chances In The AFL Draft
Earlier this week, Pete Evans debuted a new cut while wandering around a kitchen aimlessly. The unusual footage left many wondering what the new cut…
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Finally, WA can gaze upon its abundance and ice and feel a sense of pride. A whimsical winter treat that has delighted the State which…
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Christmas crooner, Michael “The Bube” Bublé has managed to escape from his winter wonderland captivity. Specifics are thin at this stage but no doubt it’ll…
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A Perth marketing agency has made the hard decision to suspend all exposure “payments” to freelance creatives working for free. It’s a sign of the…
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After being sworn in as WA Premier, Roger Cook has formally begged ex-Premier Mark McGowan for access to his enormous social media followings on Instagram,…
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