Never go full Thornlie…

Ah yes, Xmas is in the air but Perth roads are still full of excessive aggression over trivial stuff.

Here we see a gentleman allegedly take offence to a car missing a green light in peak hour.

Perhaps a little honkeroonie at the time of the lapse would’ve sufficed but then again the urge to go full Thornlie can strike at any moment!

Check it out:

Channel 7 report that the man charged is actually from Kelmscott but for all intents and purposes these suburbs are interchangeable when discussing arterial road aggro.

Good to see a bystander get out to help the bloke. You’ve earned a coupla cold ones, sir.

Don’t fear Thornlie though, you just have to find the boujee parts! Check out the following story for how to live like a baller in the South East:

Thornlie girl starting to think she’s something after moving into Crestwood Estate

Documenting the Human Zoo is thirsty work, so if you enjoyed what you read how about buying Belle a beer, ay?