A passionate Flagmantle supporter has absolutely cracked the shits today after his beloved team failed to secure a first round win against St Kilda. Reacting…
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Category: Bell Tower Times
AusPost Enlist Jehovah’s Witnesses To Ensure Every Door Gets A Thorough Knock
AusPost continues to battle thousands of complaints a day that their delivery contractors aren’t even bothering to attempt a parcel delivery. Which many online-shopping addicts…
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Mr Mature Aged Student
In a former life, David was a sales executive for a big firm, but due to certain indiscretions involving the aroma of a colleague’s chair,…
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WA Footy Fans To Demand Extradition Of Ed Sheeran If A Player Even Gets A Cramp
It’s a tough day to be a footy oval curator but an even tougher day to be Ed Sheeran. With back-to-back games at Perth Stadium…
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WA Man Develops Trust Issues After Being Tricked By A Green Milk Carton Over East
“These sickos drink what?”, the man was heard yelling as he erroneously believed the green carton he spotted in the deli would contain spearmint milk.…
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SOR Forced To Serve Deconstructed Emu Export As Rising Rents Accelerate Gentrification
SOR venues have struggled to keep up with the changing faces of their suburbs. Many acknowledge that they need to start serving fancycunt shit if…
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