Woolworths still leads the way in intrusive camera technology as it unveils its latest weapon in the fight against shoplifting – an “up-skirt cam” that…
View More Woolworths proudly introduces self serve up-skirt cams to protect shareholders’ interests
It’s indisputable that retail giants Woolworths & Coles are currently in major damage control mode after a damning report by ABC’s Four Corners. Woolworths have…
View More Woolworths & Coles urged to bring on a CEO who knows what a fair deal looks like
“Unexpected saffa in CEO area”, was the warning that rung out at Woolies HQ after a trainwreck interview that saw him try to correct the…
View More BREAKING: Woolies CEO proves the self checkout system works as he sees himself out of the job
Well done Woolies for making everyone on the socio-political spectrum hate them equally, not an easy thing to do in this super polarised society we…
View More Woolworths CEO’s trainwreck interview – storms out after light grilling
Ageing alpha male and blue-collar flog, Troy, has been extra peppery this morning after hearing the news a tradie will be attending the office to…
View More Office alpha trying a little too hard to impress visiting tradie
A local cooker has scored a huge victory today after forcing the closure of a successful cafe that was previously doing $1000s of dollars in…
View More Successful cafe goes under after Cash is King enthusiast abandons $4 coffee in protest