The Prince of Darkness has reached out to Perth to apologise for his role in adding additional smoke to the city. However, confirms it’s just…
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Emergency Rations Of Antihistamines En Route To Perth Cup To Combat All The Sniffing Going On
Authorities have been left baffled by the “severe sniff fest” going on at Perth Cup and fear that there may be an outbreak of some…
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WA Girl Deems Day At The Beach Completely “Pointless” After Phone Battery Dies On Arrival
Emma thought she’d hit the jackpot – a low 30’s, light morning breeze, and not a whiff of gainful employment to stink out the influencer-toilet…
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CoComelon heavy Spotify Wrapped playlist the final nail in young dad’s partying coffin
“This is who I am now”, a young father lamented after checking out his Spotify Wrapped playlist for 2022 to see it absolutely dominated by…
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Swan Valley Vineyards Thanks Wine Machine Revellers for Years Worth of Free Nitrogen
Fertiliser ain’t cheap so the Swan Valley is extremely thankful that party-goers en route to and from Wine Machine were able to donate a generous…
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“The whites are running!” – Perth crayfisherman mistakes Diner en Blanc for start of season
A lightly toasted and generously sauced WA crayfisherman was celebrating a friend’s birthday in a Northbridge apartment yesterday. After taking to the balcony to have…
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