A Jeep driver has ascended into a state of permanent New Year’s Eve’ing after buying his untrusty steed some months ago. Why does he need…
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A notorious freeloader has been served a large plate of justice this morning after rocking up to Xmas for the 10th year in a row…
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An Ellenbrook man who just about left a permanent branding on his skin after he came into contact with his car’s belt buckle reckons his…
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An ageing millennial has finally succumbed to the tidal wave of pressure to give up on fashion and has washed up on the shore of…
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