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“Couldn’t do it without ya” – Cray Pot Raider Thanks Fisho Community for Another Successful Haul

Belle November 27, 2023 BCF

Local cray pot raider, Paul, has tipped his hat once again to the efforts of his local fishing community for their excellent work in baiting…

View More “Couldn’t do it without ya” – Cray Pot Raider Thanks Fisho Community for Another Successful Haul
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Dunsborough Toolies’ mere existence motivates group of leavers to get on the straight & narrow

Belle November 21, 2023

Typically, Toolies are regarded as a merciless shitstain on the fitted sheets of society. They are mature-aged revellers who graduated many years ago and really…

View More Dunsborough Toolies’ mere existence motivates group of leavers to get on the straight & narrow
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

FB memory popping up of man when he was young, beautiful & free the final straw for ageing millennial

Belle November 9, 2023

An ageing millennial has finally taken the plunge and deleted his FB account after yet again the social media platform ruined his day by reminding…

View More FB memory popping up of man when he was young, beautiful & free the final straw for ageing millennial
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Fully grown man still unable to shake deep-seated distrust of Kreepy Kraulys

Belle November 4, 2023

Back before AI threatened to take over the world, another sentient being reigned supreme – the humble Kreepy Krauly. A device created to help us…

View More Fully grown man still unable to shake deep-seated distrust of Kreepy Kraulys
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth homeowner wants house triple bricked after hotter than average summer predicted 

Belle November 1, 2023

In an unorthodox move, a Perth homeowner is seeking quotes from builders to get an extra layer of bricks added to his house after hearing…

View More Perth homeowner wants house triple bricked after hotter than average summer predicted 
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New parents thought all those festivals they attended would’ve prepared them better for functioning sleep-deprived

Belle October 31, 2023

The parents of a reasonably fresh newborn admit they greatly overestimated how much their fiendish dedication to festivals such as Stereosonic, Origin, Breakfast, and Future…

View More New parents thought all those festivals they attended would’ve prepared them better for functioning sleep-deprived

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