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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Cottesloe resident drags a full Norfolk Pine into living room in show of Xmas tree dominance

Belle December 20, 2023

Andrew, a Golden Triangle resident, has decided to go full Cottesloe this silly season and has chosen to make a fully matured Norfolk Pine his…

View More Cottesloe resident drags a full Norfolk Pine into living room in show of Xmas tree dominance
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Karrinyup Shoppers Assured If they Get In Now They “Should” Get Out of the Multi Level Car Park Before Christmas

Belle December 16, 2023 suburbsWA Culture

Present-seeking punters are being assured that if they get their shopping done immediately they stand a chance of getting out of the Karrinyup Shopping Centre’s…

View More Karrinyup Shoppers Assured If they Get In Now They “Should” Get Out of the Multi Level Car Park Before Christmas
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Man behind joyful Christmas lights display admits he’s motivated purely by spite, hate & malice

Belle December 12, 2023

Suburban dad, Phil has conceded that there is nothing but darkness in his heart when he puts together his dazzling annual light show for Xmas.…

View More Man behind joyful Christmas lights display admits he’s motivated purely by spite, hate & malice
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Public toilets installed along Karrinyup Rd in anticipation of Xmas shopping gridlock

Belle December 8, 2023

Every year, thousands of shoppers scramble to do their Chrissy shopping which clogs up Karrinyup Road like the drain at a boarding school after an…

View More Public toilets installed along Karrinyup Rd in anticipation of Xmas shopping gridlock
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Exotic dancers flock to Mitchell Freeway after reports someone actually made it rain

Belle December 6, 2023

The cost of living crisis affects us all. Especially the City’s exotic dancers who have noticed a steady decline in customers even remotely making it…

View More Exotic dancers flock to Mitchell Freeway after reports someone actually made it rain
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment Local

NIMBY furious their choice to live in an inner-city entertainment precinct meant they had to deal with a bit of entertainment

Belle November 30, 2023

An inner-city NIMBY is demanding answers after the Foo Fighters rocked the inner North from arsehole to breakfast time last night. One can only imagine…

View More NIMBY furious their choice to live in an inner-city entertainment precinct meant they had to deal with a bit of entertainment

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