Transperth denied it has conceded defeat and claims to have “met Perth in the middle” with a new drive-on carriage service being offered.
The move is in part due to abysmal parking & poor connecting services and also in part to the fact you can physically can’t pry a car loving Perth residents’ hands off their steering wheel.
While some are saying it defeats the purpose of public transport, others say that if it gets cars off the road, even for small stretches, it’s a win. With a spokesperson telling The Times,
“Fuck it, this might work?”
We spoke to a Ford Ranger driver about the proposal. He told The Times,
“Fark yeahhh bro, I always say that the biggest problem with the open road is there is too much space to get away from me ha ha, try avoiding me in that carriage you little cunny”
Indeed, it’s shaping up as an attractive option to bypass the ever-frustrating freeway. Although, given our inability to merge there are grave concerns the loading and off-loading procedures will be painful.
In fact, in trials run over the weekend, Transperth found that your average dual cab meth monkey was more interested in getting out first to “prove a point” than to allow the off loading to transition seamlessly.
There are just some things you can’t fix, it would seem.
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