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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Novak Djokovic wins coveted “least amount of quokka in a quokka promotional post” award

Belle December 30, 2023

While Novak is one of the most successful tennis players to ever play the game, he has gone out in straight sets in the art…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

South Perth Blow-In Really Thought the Ferry Was Going To Be His Salvation

Belle December 29, 2023

A man who moved to South Perth 2 years ago has been left with a bad taste in his mouth after claiming he was sold…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Man in company branded car quietly confident driving like a stain is a top marketing strategy

Belle December 29, 2023

Perth man Andrew deploys a bold marketing strategy every time he gets in his company-branded car – driving like an absolute shitstain on the grundies…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

BREAKING: Man actually cracks 100 on the Freeway

Belle December 28, 2023

An excited motorist has had to pull over to ring his loved ones after achieving a feat he previously thought impossible. At approximately 915 this…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man floating in “gooch period” only tethered to space & time by what day of the test it is

Belle December 27, 2023

A Perth man is hoping the cricket goes for a full 5 days so he can maintain the smallest of grips on reality. After Boxing…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

NOR Resident Takes Out Life Insurance Before Venturing South

Belle December 26, 2023 NORSOR

Recently single Tim comes from a long line of Northerners. His grandad grew up in Doubleview and his own father claims to have never ventured…

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