It was late on a Tuesday evening when we got the tip-off. A man walking his Cavoodle was accosted by 5 youths in distinctive, matching…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
Cartel offer Alan Joyce a job after hearing his reputation for sending bags to every corner of the globe
An unexpected job offer has come Alan Joyce’s way from Sinaola in Mexico after the Cartel heard the CEO would be stepping down from his…
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Alan Joyce resigns 2 months early, reinforcing Qantas’ commitment to never departing on schedule
In true Qantas fashion, Alan Joyce departed at a time that was not scheduled. This time, it was an aggressively early departure which is both…
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Misunderstood Perth Storm Just Wanted To Ensure You Were Up Bright & Early For Father’s Day
Sections of the community are calling for an inquest into the absolute racket the Great Perth Storm was making last night and well into the…
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OPINION: Get the fark out of my way!
G’day shitfabrains, Robbo here, got a wild idea for youse lot, get the fark out of my way when I’m driving on the road! Or…
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9 Exciting Ways To Spend A Rainy Day In Perth
Go swimming in a surprise pool – surprise pools is one thing Perth does exceptionally well. Thanks to the ridiculously shit drainage across the city,…
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