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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Broome Cup Attendee “Scrubs Up Alright” Despite Shorts Looking Like They Got Hit With A Super Soaker

Belle August 19, 2023

Harlee has not regretted a single minute of wearing brand spankin’ chinos to the Broome Cup despite the pisswreck coating them in a generous layer…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA concreter switches to sugar free brekkie bourbons as part of health kick 

Belle August 19, 2023

Some believe breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and WA concreter Mathyew was sick of putting all that sugary shit into his…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

8 Tips For Surviving Work After Friday Lunch Drinks

Belle August 18, 2023 office

For many office-battlers, the promise to numb the pain at Friday lunch is the oasis in an otherwise barren desert of mundane corporate life. Many…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

West Coast Drive Safety Concerns Solved By Chucking Blinkers On Toey Tradies

Belle August 18, 2023 tradie

Residents in the City of Stirling have raised concerns over pedestrian safety along the revered West Coast Drive. In response, the Council was considering reducing…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Matilda’s fan now incorporating the Spanish lisp into her speech like she was in down town Madrid

Belle August 17, 2023

Matilda’s fan Jessica has suddenly speaking with ceceo which is colloquially known as the Spanish lisp. The change happened immediately after England scored a 3rd…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS WA suburbs & towns

8 Best Ways to Get a Big Load of Karrinyup ya

Belle August 17, 2023 BTT Travel

Find out why people are saying, “Karrinyup? I thought that was just a big shopping centre?” today! 1. Have a meltdown on the back nine…

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