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How to get the most tax back from those ATO dogs

Belle July 4, 2023

G’day Keifo here. Not surprisingly, I deal with dumb dogs every day and it has become my mission to replace the shit between your ears…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

English coworker lashes “Aussie spirit” after leaving meeting early and missing out on pastries 

Belle July 3, 2023

“It’s just not cricket, mate”, office pombag Greg mused as he reflected on all the flakey delights he forfeited when he decided to chuck a wobbly…

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Bell Tower Times From the Zoo Sports

7 Types Of Cretins You Can’t Avoid This Ashes Series

Belle July 3, 2023 cricketsports

The Ashes is one of the hottest competitions between England & Australia. Naturally, not everyone is on their best behaviour during this series. Here are…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Unprepared trampoline owner sure hopes kids aren’t overly attached to it

Belle July 2, 2023

Perth father, Steven has declared “she’ll be right” in response to his wife’s request that he secure their newly purchased trampoline in preparation for heavy…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

BREAKING: Bunga awarded honourary Westralian citizenship for his services to the state

Belle July 1, 2023

Shannon “Bunga” Hurn has been awarded honourary Westralian citizenship after moving from South Australia and debuting for the Eagles in 2006. As a general rule,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Footy Dad Apologises To Umpire After Accidently Treating Him Like A Human Being

Belle July 1, 2023 AFLFooty

A Perth footy dad has formally apologised to an umpire after a “moment of madness” saw him address the man with respect. It was a…

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