Welcome to Guildford! A swampy paradise situated a touch too close to Midland for many people’s liking. Take a step back in time and enjoy.…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
Craft brewery admits it’s just making chocolate milkshakes for men not welcome within 100m of an ice creamery
A craft brewery has finally admitted that its absurd chocolate dessert stouts are in fact designed for the sort of men who want a milk…
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Piers Morgan locked Aussies out of English drinks after introducing a biscuit to the circle jerk
Finally, it has been revealed why the Aussies were locked out of the English team’s end-of-game drinks last night. As it turned out, provocateur and…
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Buddy Franklin signs a 9 year, $10 Million deal with the Curtin Wesley Footy Club
In a less than shocking development, Buddy Franklin has called curtains on a magnificent AFL career. After 18 seasons he’s finally saying goodbye to footy……
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5 Of The Best Perth Suburbs To Lay Low In Until The Heat Blows Over!
So your latest robbery, rampage or narcotic trafficking operation has come under scrutiny from the po-po! They have your phone taps, your usual dwellings surveilled,…
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One of Simmo’s HJ’s soft serve machines better be fkn working because the kids are getting ice creams tonight!
Simmo has sent a series of urgent messages to his two Hungry Jack’s stores seeking confirmation that the soft serve machines are in full working…
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