Perth Winter has disappointed many donors who chipped in some coin to support its pledge to remain dry for the remainder of July. Its pledge…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
Rotto Quokkas Unionise, Demand Royalties For Use Of Their Star Power
In a shock move, Rottnest Island’s native quokka population has formed a union after having an absolute gutful of their image being used without royalties. …
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BREAKING: Twiggy On The Loose!
The public has been warned that mining magnate, Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest is experiencing unprecedented levels of twiggy-joy after a Wallabies win at Perth Stadium. If…
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Sea Turtle Currently Choking On Plastic Feels For West Aussies Struggling With Wooden Cutlery
“And I thought I had problems!” A majestic sea turtle currently choking on some single used plastic exclaimed after hearing the news many popular plastic…
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DPRK Vows Not To Attack City of Nedlands Now Kid’s Hospice Has Been Scrapped
The City of Nedlands has voted to not build a children’s hospice near the Swanbourne Barracks due, in part, to the unacceptable threat of a…
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Cottesloe Rules Residents Must Pay To Keep Prados On Verge To Protect Against Adults Playing With Potentially Faulty Equipment
In a measure to protect adults from the risk of playing with equipment with known DPF faults, Cottesloe Council has imposed a fee for Prado…
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