To celebrate the opening of the long overdue Airport Line, Metronet has pulled out all the stops to ensure the day is a success. They…
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Community FB admins are enjoying a welcome relief from their outrage campaigns about X-Mas shit being available in mid-October. With the anti-Halloween sentiment in full…
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It has been a big week for local Brickie, Thommo, who won an impressive trifecta after wearing the same suit to 3 big occasions in…
View More Belmont Man Wins the Bogan Suit Wearing Trifecta – Wedding, Races, Magistrates
1. One can only retire a thong after suffering a critical blowout and not merely when it has morphed into a greasy extension of your…
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An unlucky in love dad of two has conceded that “the one” has been under his nose this whole time. His ever reliable Ford AU…
View More Thrice divorced dad says fark it, proposes to his AU station wagon
News of an R Plate for drivers returning to the road after an absence due to road trauma has caused a bit of a stir…
View More Man with E Plate & mandatory ignition interlock device doesn’t reckon anyone with an R Plate should be on the roadÂ