WA’s Cook Government has announced the 7 Cities Vision which aims to give our major regional hubs exactly what they need: a giant racetrack. The…
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Category: Regional
Harry & Meghan move to Mandurah to be in a castle they’re welcome in
It’s no surprise that Harry & Meghan have a rather tense relationship with the royal family. So much so, it’s believed that King Sausage fingers…
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 Joy in New Zealand as tinnie with Nation’s fuel supply let through Strait of Hormuz
Cries of joy have been heard all through New Zealand after they received news that their national tinnie carrying their entire fuel supply was finally…
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Trump ‘Not Happy’ With Western Australia Over Mandurah Forum Food Court Closure
The President of Peace has once again lashed Western Australia for doing nothing to stop the closing of the Mandurah Forum food court. In a…
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Clive Palmer pledges the Titanic II to help US with Strait of Hormuz blockade
In an absurd escalation, Australia’s own Trumpian blowhard, Clive Palmer, has pledged the services of the mighty Titanic II towards the US blockade of the…
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New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz
First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…
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