The President of Peace has once again lashed Western Australia for doing nothing to stop the closing of the Mandurah Forum food court.
In a press conference on the White House lawn, Trump said he was “not happy” and said the US was doing everything it could to reopen the food court. Adding,
“I told Western Australia, I said, you have to keep the Mandurah Forum food court open, you have to do it. People love it. I did, I told them. But they didn’t listen. They never listen. What a shame, really a shame.
And Sun Forum, they make tremendous honey chicken, tremendous, everybody says it. The best. And now they’re closing it down, can you believe it? For a TK Maxx. A TK Maxx!
Who’s making these decisions? Total losers. Sad.”
Some political insiders have said that while it’s clear Trump feels strongly about the Mandurah Forum food court it’s worrisome all the same. With one telling The Times,
“Why’s he just shooting his mouth off at Western Australia? They were never consulted about his insatiable lust for honey chicken in Mandurah with the other pensioners, it’s not good for diplomatic relations”
It certainly isn’t.
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