Optus has a very stern message for whichever 12-year-old brought down their entire telecommunications infrastructure last night – knock it off! Since about midnight, Optus…
View More BREAKING: Optus asks whichever child hacked their system this time to kindly knock it off
NASA has provided WA with a radical plan to continue to investigate the further reaches of the galaxy. This time to search for intelligent life…
View More NASA presents WA with plan to put a rover on Two Rocks to search for intelligent life
Ford scientists have finally harnessed one of the rawest, most powerful energy sources known to man – the rage of a Ranger driver. With the slogan,…
View More Ford Release Ranger EV – First Battery To Be Fully Charged Off Driver’s Rage
ChatGPT has lost several artificial-IQ points after attempting to process data from the Perth Smart Freeway system. It turns out that Skynets foetus was clever…
View More ChatGPT crashes after trying to learn from Perth Smart Freeway data
Perth man Gareth has been working from home since the pandemic and has been left fairly shaken by the news an Eastern State’s woman was…
View More Bloke working from home now stressed about what other “strokes” they are monitoring
It’s no secret that billionaires enjoy their wealthy status and as a result of a binding financial agreement, the Twigmeister is no longer Australia’s richest…
View More Twiggy “All Ears” To FIFO Bloke’s Advice To Help Him Reclaim Richest Man Title