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BREAKING NEWS Featured

INVESTIGATION: Is the Throw Rug & Pillow Industry Taking the Piss?

Belle November 28, 2021

They say the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing society that they need to spend $500 on useless pieces of shit bed decorations…

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Featured Party & Entertainment

Mr Swan River Booze Cruise

Belle November 28, 2021 Party

Move over blue/green algae outbreaks, Brett is the grossest thing floating on top of the Swan River. Today, Brett’s celebrating his buck’s party and has…

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Bell Tower Times Featured Perth & WA Locations

Ms Cottesloe Beach

Belle November 27, 2021 beachGolden TriangleInstagram

It’s hot out, so Cass heads to Perth’s most iconic amateur modelling competition: Cottesloe Beach. En route, she stops off at the Boatshed to stock…

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Party & Entertainment Featured

Mr Dunsborough Toolie

Belle November 21, 2021 BoganDouth

Damo graduated in 2004 and had the time of his life on his Leavers break down in Dunsborough so to remind himself of when he…

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REPORT: Attempts At Post Lunch Beers Productivity Just A Macabre Charade

Belle November 19, 2021 office

Jeremy hasn’t done a fucken thing since about 11:45 this morning when he left his workstation to feast on a tray of leftover pastries in…

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Featured Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Perth Fitness Cougar

Belle November 16, 2021 cougarGym

The unpleasant discharge from muscular Tinder sexpests has polluted gyms and threatened the natural habitat of the lifestyle-fitness birds. Glamorous Western Suburbs cougars were forced…

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