3 months ago Alice was a meatball sub of saturated slop, and like Jared Fogle it was the minor things getting her in strife. Booze,…
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Category: Lifestyle, Love & Parenting
Ms Perth Cat Owner
Ever since Siobhan dived into Perth’s dating-pool she has dreamed of being liberated from the drowning boredom of existence like the beautiful lady-bug she is.…
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Ms “I’m Getting Married!”
Unbeknownst to Dan, Mel had been planning her wedding long before the two had even met. Dan was simply the compliant sack of ring bearing…
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Mrs “Won’t Somebody Think of the Children”
Each day, Carol trawls through her mummy groups looking for fun to police. Essentially, she is the Elliot Stabler of the Special Victims Mentality Unit…
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Mr Gender Reveal Burnout
Cambo wasn’t going to lie, he had mixed emotions about the announcement he’d knocked up his misso up. In the shit-togetherness stakes, he was sitting…
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The Grey Nomads
Harold’s oversized, dawdling caravan is a perfect metaphor for his need to keep society from progressing. Whether it be the road to your first investment…
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