For years humans and magpies have coexisted under the understanding that if we built our cities around their homes, they get to fuck us up…
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Category: The Human Zoo
Mr Bunnings DIY
Trevor is about as handy as a Saudi Arabian thief. A DIY drongo that was initiated in the fires of emasculation. He will never forget…
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Mr Cottesloe
Jimmy is the personification of a popped collar on a pink Ralph Lauren polo shirt. He believes that other Golden Triangle burbs are “acceptable” and…
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Mr LinkedIn
Vince is a CEO, but according to LinkedIn he is a “Leader, Opportunity Creator, Human”. He spends up to 20 hours a week on this…
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The Talkback Radio Boomer
Like any good gastroenteritis breakout, Tony is a master of giving everyone the shits. To achieve this public disservice, he embraces the medium of talkback…
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The Perth Recruiter
Craig is the Amazonian dick fish of the corporate world and is always hunting for the pissy trail of desperation to latch onto and suck…
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