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From the Zoo Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Dealing With a Mate With Invisible Lats Syndrome

Belle April 18, 2024

Invisible Lats Syndrome (ILS) typically affects males aged between 18-45 and can strike after their very first weights session or purchase of Muay Thai shorts.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day In The Life Of An Office Admin Worker

Belle April 15, 2024 A Day In The Life Of

8:00 am – I wake up to my morning ritual P!nk songs followed by briefing Mr Whiskers and Sergeant Snuggles about who I will crush…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What your choice of Breakfast says about you

Belle April 11, 2024

Eggs Benny – you’re a hungover FIFO worker who is about to take a mid-brekkie break to make a Dome toilet the scene of a 25…

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Reckons Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Top Signs You Might be a Conspiracy Theorist

Belle April 9, 2024

All or nothing – Maybe you started with a bong and a copy of Zeitgeist but soon your thoughts about the legality of income tax…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Jet Ski Ownership

Belle April 6, 2024 Bogan

There comes a time in every bogan’s life when they realise they need to invest in their future. So you apply for a personal loan…

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Reckons Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Surviving Work After Another Long Weekend Bender

Belle April 2, 2024

Well, once again the cruel rotisserie of life has you over the morning coals and you’ve gone and cooked the bloody chook again. You are…

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