One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where will LeBron end up?
Well wonder no more as it has been revealed that King James has signed a lucrative contract with the mighty Willetton Tigers in sunny ol Perth.
We spoke to a source close to LeBron’s agent who said the move made sense for the GOATed power forward, adding,
“Willo has a reputation for sporting elite. From Jack Della Madallena to Flagmantle’s Luke Jackson, now it welcomes to mighty King James, tell you what the Perry Lake Hawks are spewing”
Some in the local basketball scene said despite his reputation, LeBron should earn his spot in the NBL1 competition like everyone else. With one supporter telling The Times,
“The mighty Willo Tigers have a reputation to uphold, and the real question is whether this LeBron feller can fit in with their winning style, as far as we’re concerned, he’s a good recruit but he’s a magnet on the board just like everyone else mate”
LeBron, being tightly media managed, simply said he was looking forward to joining the team and couldn’t wait to enjoy a steak sanga at the Burrendah Tavern.
On’ya LeBron.
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