WA Police’s brand spankin’ Pilatus PC-24 will allow up to 8 highly trained sprawl officers to get to exotic locations like Two Rocks in just four hours.
The Pilatus is a marvel – being able to land on all terrain and even short runways, which is wonderful given the state of infrastructure in the sprawl. Do they even have roads? No one really knows.
Obviously, this is incredible given the current response time from Perth to the vast reaches of Two Rocks can take up to 3 days on the freeway.
A source close to the police said the aircraft was a real gamechanger, adding,
“We believe they have some form of police up there, but we really don’t know much about it but this plane is for when specialists are needed like the national kids on e-bikes crack team”
Similarly, special police will finally be able to access the area south of Thomas Rd due to all roads being essentially cut off by gridlock.
This obviously has a lot of people in the Kwinana area sweating a little.
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