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    Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

    Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

    A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

    A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

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    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Citywide shortage of capri pants as P!nk mums prepare to descend on Optus Stadium

Belle February 27, 2024

If you were in the market for a brand-spankin’ pair of capri pants before the weekend’s P!nk show then you’d better look over east! Retailers…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Aussie farmer sets up cameras in Woolies negotiation room to help stop the real theft

Belle February 26, 2024

A Western Australian farmer has set up a series of cameras in the negotiation room before his meeting with Woolworths to help stop the blatant…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Woolworths proudly introduces self serve up-skirt cams to protect shareholders’ interests

Belle February 26, 2024

Woolworths still leads the way in intrusive camera technology as it unveils its latest weapon in the fight against shoplifting – an “up-skirt cam” that…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

BREAKING: Young lawyer manages to drop his occupation again in a conversation

Belle February 26, 2024

Against the odds, young lawyer Rob has managed to shoehorn another reference to his job in a casual conversation with a friend of a friend.…

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10 Innovative HR Strategies To Break Employees And Destroy Morale

Belle February 26, 2024

You didn’t complete half a pysch degree to do HR half-arsed. Incorporate these innovative HR strategies today to demonstrate your worth in the HR game.…

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IN FOCUS: Navigating the perils of Facebook Neighbourhood Groups

Belle February 25, 2024 Social Media

After Zucc changed the algorithm to give Facebook back to the unwashed masses we have seen neighbourhood groups consolidate their power. Facebook is theirs again…

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