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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Surfer Joes Owner “Unconcerned” With Perth’s Wet Forecast

Belle April 28, 2024

Gazing nonchalantly at his novelty weather app, Simmo from Kwinana allegedly told a mate he “didn’t give a shit” about the forecasted rain next week.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Success declared as Joondalup threatens to boycott train line over Yanchep name change 

Belle April 27, 2024

The citizens of Perth are chalking up a recent threat by the Joondalup people to boycott the train system over the “Yanchep Line” name change…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What your favourite piece of iconic Perth architecture says about you

Belle April 27, 2024

East Perth Public Transport Centre – your lust for a brutalist lifestyle knows no bounds. Your parents probably played death metal to you instead of lullabies.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

Applying 8 common AFL rules to your social life

Belle April 26, 2024 AFLFooty

Substitution – at any stage of a pub session, the main group can substitute “your mate” for any reason but typically due to poor performance. This…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

WA declines Japan’s enthusiastic offer to help search for pod of whales that stranded yesterday

Belle April 26, 2024

The Great Nation of Japan has extended an offer to Western Australia they believed we couldn’t refuse after dozens of pilot whales were rescued yesterday…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Claremont kid gets a reality check after parents make him slum it in Mount Claremont home 

Belle April 24, 2024

A Golden Triangle resident has faced a harsh dose of reality after his parents informed him that they were only going to extend themselves as…

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