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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Labubu is just Teletubbies for people who @ brands on IG pretending they have an endorsement

    The Times conducted a special report into the growing fad of buying Labubu plush toys. Delving into the bowels of social media, we discovered that…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Birkenstock urgently recall these things. No specific reason they’re just sorry for releasing them

    Birkenstock has urgently recalled all of their Boston shoe range after reflecting on what they unleashed on society. In a revised mission to “decuntify” the…

    Belle July 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits

    The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…

    Belle July 4, 2025
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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured

    Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

    Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

    The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Regular Perth FIFO bloke mistaken for Post Malone at Spilt Milk Festival

Belle December 3, 2023

An unfortunate punter has been swarmed outside Claremont Showgrounds by an adoring group of fans who mistook him for U.S artist Post Malone. It took…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Mitchell Johnson reveals David Warner is the sort of bloke that enforces LBW in backyard cricket

Belle December 3, 2023

Mitchell Johnson has continued his legendary attack on David Warner with a follow-up article that details another compelling reason why the struggling opener isn’t worthy…

View More Mitchell Johnson reveals David Warner is the sort of bloke that enforces LBW in backyard cricket
BREAKING NEWS Featured Lifestyle

Couple’s Parental Fitness Questioned After Attending Perth Zoo Without Wanderer Cart

Belle December 3, 2023

A young couple has shocked onlookers today by taking their kids to the Zoo today without adhering to the prevailing parental norm of lugging their…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Has Beaufort Street Bounced Back?

Belle December 2, 2023

Beaufort Street was once one of Perth’s hottest streets. It really peaked with the Beaufort St festival which sadly couldn’t be sustained. Let’s examine if…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

50 Cent concert at risk as rap star still stuck in the Swan Valley after Robbie Williams gig 

Belle December 2, 2023

Few know the love Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson has for British pop artist Robbie Williams. Needless to say, the New York-born star wasn’t going to…

View More 50 Cent concert at risk as rap star still stuck in the Swan Valley after Robbie Williams gig 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

“Dial a mess” – Perth bloke offering his services to take the attention off you at Xmas parties

Belle December 2, 2023

An entrepreneurial Perth man has figured out a way to use one of his only skills in life to make bank this silly season. His…

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