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    WA man trades in future prospects in dating pool for an obnoxious yank tank

    A WA man has made a conscious decision to remove himself from the WA dating pool by purchasing an oversized yank tank that describes itself…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local cat mum feeling the love after fur baby drops off brekkie in bed this Mother’s Day

    “See, she does love me!” Celeste loudly exclaimed from her bed this morning after her cat dropped a succulent meal of freshly slaughtered bird on…

    Belle May 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

New parents thought all those festivals they attended would’ve prepared them better for functioning sleep-deprived

Belle October 31, 2023

The parents of a reasonably fresh newborn admit they greatly overestimated how much their fiendish dedication to festivals such as Stereosonic, Origin, Breakfast, and Future…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

So, You’ve Decided to be Offended this Halloween?

Belle October 31, 2023

It doesn’t matter who you are, there is something to get offended about this Halloween for everyone. Here are some cute ideas for those who…

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The apricot chicken scourge – the worst thing that ever happened to the Aussie domestic culinary scene

Belle October 30, 2023

It’s the late 90s. You have just finished a hefty session of appearing online/offline on MSN to catch the attention of that special someone you…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

North, South & East Perth demand West Perth lifts its game or face expulsion from the club

Belle October 30, 2023

The Federation of Perth suburbs has officially put West Perth on notice after claiming it’s a weird suburb and bringing the Perth name into disrepute.…

View More North, South & East Perth demand West Perth lifts its game or face expulsion from the club
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth Man Still Doesn’t Know How To Check For Sea Breeze After 30 Years of Life

Belle October 30, 2023

By all accounts, Perth man Ben is a talented young man. He excelled academically, maintained a healthy level of social sport post school and has…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Police investigate reports the Philippines’ goal was peppered with shots this arvo

Belle October 29, 2023

The Western Australian Police Force has launched an investigation into confirmed reports that the Philippines’ women’s soccer team’s goal was peppered with shots this afternoon.…

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