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    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

FB Neighbourhood Group Admin Declares State Of Emergency After Kids On BMXs Sighted Again

Belle April 9, 2024

Admin of a neighbourhood group was forced to interrupt the ongoing inquisition of whose internet was out to alert everyone that 3 kids have once…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

AusPost announces plans to out-weird the Aldi centre aisle of dreams by next quarter

Belle April 9, 2024

It’s no secret that AusPost’s post offices were the epicentre of strange impulse consumer wares in this country for many years. That’s until German giant…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS WA suburbs & towns

8 Hot Tips For a Whimsical Day Out In Spearwood

Belle April 8, 2024 BTT Travel

Spearwood is a suburb that demands respect. It stands defiantly in the face of gentrification and has that old burb charm that is rare. It’s…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Flagmantle fans launch class action against AFL for nonrefundable deposit on September bus

Belle April 8, 2024 AFLflagmantleFooty

Furious Flagmantle fans have commenced legal action against the AFL after a series of erroneous calls cost them a win against Carlton on the weekend.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr. “I Hate EVs”

Belle April 7, 2024

Brolyn wakes up harder than a headshot on Oddjob during a heated session of Goldeneye. He has been dreaming of diesel soot again and deals…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Middle Aged Man on Harley Fending the Ladies Off With a Stick After Revving in Freo

Belle April 7, 2024

Lou knows when the female population of Perth gazes upon his newly purchased hog there is a 50:50 chance they’ll think he’s either suffering a…

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