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    Jimmy Barnes concert to replace seating with outdoor Bali settings to better suit crowd

    Jimmy Barnes has made an executive decision to supply all his VIP concert attendees with the level of budget luxury they are accustomed to at…

    Belle February 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    A Day in the Life of a Certified Forklift Operator

    6:00 am – I wake up on me girlfriend’s mum’s futon. I’m no longer allowed to use the bathroom after she found my bucket set…

    Belle February 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: The Eastern State mind can’t comprehend our toll-less utopia

    A man visiting Westralia from Sydney has been left as stunned as a mullet at a taser party while driving on our roads. In a…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Concerns after a battalion of emus put in a bid for Leeuwin Barracks 

    Western Australia is on high alert this morning after it was revealed a battalion of emus related to the original army that conquered WA in…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    A day in the life of a Nissan Patrol driver

    7:00 am – I awaken to the sun shining on my face and birds chirping. It’s like a Disney scene if the character passed out…

    Belle February 5, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth’s Perves Rejoice Speed Limit on West Coast Drive Reducing to 40km/h

Belle February 28, 2024

It’s a great day for Perth’s leering community after it has been announced the speed limit on West Coast Drive will be lowered to 40km/h.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day In The Life Of A Range Rover Driver 

Belle February 28, 2024 A Day In The Life OfGolden Triangle

9:00 am – awaken to boorish knocking and aggressive phone calling from a tradesman. He claims he’s been here since 8:30. I try to remind…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Perth managers prepare for rare peaceful Saturday as the usual suspects will be at P!nk

Belle February 28, 2024

Perth managers across the entire range of hospitality are preparing for the most peaceful Saturday on record this weekend. Obviously, excluding those poor souls stuck…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Citywide shortage of capri pants as P!nk mums prepare to descend on Optus Stadium

Belle February 27, 2024

If you were in the market for a brand-spankin’ pair of capri pants before the weekend’s P!nk show then you’d better look over east! Retailers…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Aussie farmer sets up cameras in Woolies negotiation room to help stop the real theft

Belle February 26, 2024

A Western Australian farmer has set up a series of cameras in the negotiation room before his meeting with Woolworths to help stop the blatant…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Woolworths proudly introduces self serve up-skirt cams to protect shareholders’ interests

Belle February 26, 2024

Woolworths still leads the way in intrusive camera technology as it unveils its latest weapon in the fight against shoplifting – an “up-skirt cam” that…

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