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    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Pajero driver realises he was destined to drive one after learning what it means in Spanish

Belle April 5, 2024 motoring

John, a proud Pajero driver, is feeling enlightened after an altercation on the road turned into a profound epiphany this morning. After carelessly drifting into…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Seasoned campaigner making people feel a bit uncomfortable with his stories from The Clink back in the day 

Belle April 4, 2024

An ageing uncle at a family do has predictably sucked back one too many bottles of sauce and in a desperate bid to hang on…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

“AFL Demolition Round” Confirmed For WA After SA Secure Gather Round For 3 Years

Belle April 3, 2024 WA Culture

Western Australians can rejoice that they’ll be getting their own week of footy next season after learning that Gather Round will remain in South Australia…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth shocked as luxury 4WD owner decides not to park like a C U Next Tuesday

Belle April 3, 2024

In what’s being considered a “world first” an owner of a luxury Range Rover 4WD has decided to park with competency, respect, and grace this…

View More Perth shocked as luxury 4WD owner decides not to park like a C U Next Tuesday
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

REPORT: Yeti Rambler owner thinks he’s better than you

Belle April 2, 2024

You can imagine how much of a giga-chud Simon felt like using an inferior drink bottle for the past 30 years of his life. He…

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Reckons Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

IN FOCUS: Surviving Work After Another Long Weekend Bender

Belle April 2, 2024

Well, once again the cruel rotisserie of life has you over the morning coals and you’ve gone and cooked the bloody chook again. You are…

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