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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    An honest review of the Vic Park Centre car park

    What can be said about the Vic Park Centre car park that hasn’t already been said about the Stargate? It’s big, it’s inviting but once…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Claremont kid gets a reality check after parents make him slum it in Mount Claremont home 

Belle April 24, 2024

A Golden Triangle resident has faced a harsh dose of reality after his parents informed him that they were only going to extend themselves as…

View More Claremont kid gets a reality check after parents make him slum it in Mount Claremont home 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Cott girl forced to wear socks with her Birks in the face of oppressive 16-degree morning

Belle April 24, 2024

Temperatures have dropped faster in Perth than Clive Palmer’s grundies at a Titanic-themed gloryhole.  Coming off a week of delicious mid-30 stunners, Perth has endured the…

View More Cott girl forced to wear socks with her Birks in the face of oppressive 16-degree morning
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Trendy cafe calls sandwiches “sandos” to distract you from the fact you’re paying $20 for a sanga

Belle April 23, 2024

A hip, inner city cafe has made the bold move to rebrand their selection of sandwiches as “sandos” after becoming aware of the word’s impressive…

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teachers be GPS tracked
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Private school mum demands teachers be GPS tracked after waiting 45 mins for email reply

Belle April 23, 2024

A Perth private school mummy is demanding her kid’s teachers be GPS tracked after she was made to wait 45 minutes for a reply on…

View More Private school mum demands teachers be GPS tracked after waiting 45 mins for email reply
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Man tries to book Arj Barker to perform on his next flight after stance on noisy babies revealed

Belle April 22, 2024

A man about to embark on an international flight has watched the furore surrounding comedian Arj Barker with great interest. At a show last night,…

View More Man tries to book Arj Barker to perform on his next flight after stance on noisy babies revealed
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth woman goes from buying a Dyson to being an insufferable brand ambassador in record time

Belle April 22, 2024

One can barely describe the rush of buying a fancy home appliance. It’s the dream of anyone in their mid 30’s who has officially said…

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