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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One

    WA has introduced changes to subdivision laws that will allow 700m2 blocks be subdivided which is intended to incentive development of badly needed homes. The…

    Belle July 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Riverside property owners wondering what Hyde Park is going to do with all those shot hole borer larvae

Belle April 15, 2024

Affluent residents from Rossmoyne to Peppermint Grove have been more than a little curious as to what the City of Vincent is going to do…

View More Riverside property owners wondering what Hyde Park is going to do with all those shot hole borer larvae
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Kane Cornes accuses West Coast of tanking after thumping Richmond 

Belle April 14, 2024

SEN’s top blowhard Kane Cornes has sensationally accused The West Coast Eagles of tanking after witnessing their dominate performance against Richmond at Perth Stadium. Cornes…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Ageing millennial accepts it’s all over after getting a bit too excited to see a bird

Belle April 12, 2024

Time comes for us all and Perth man Toby has accepted he is officially on a downward trajectory towards mortality after getting a bit too…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What your choice of Breakfast says about you

Belle April 11, 2024

Eggs Benny – you’re a hungover FIFO worker who is about to take a mid-brekkie break to make a Dome toilet the scene of a 25…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

AFL to replace record with a definitive list ranking every slur

Belle April 10, 2024

The AFL has set an unusual precedent after effectively ranking the severity of slurs by reference to how may weeks you get pinged for uttering…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man didn’t purchase an appliance with a 4-star energy rating just to take the sticker off

Belle April 10, 2024

Local bigshot Adam has finally worked his way up the corporate ladder to a position that allows him to buy slightly above-average home appliances with…

View More Man didn’t purchase an appliance with a 4-star energy rating just to take the sticker off

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  • LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit
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