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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Coldplay locked in to open Perth Park

    Perth will once again get its insatiable appetite for vanilla pop satiated after the WA Government announced that Coldplay will be headlining the opening of…

    Belle May 16, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL teams exposed to Carlton to quarantine in Bullsbrook

    Perth has truly cemented itself as the home of quarantine as the AFL has now ordered any team exposed to Carlton to undertake 3 weeks…

    Belle May 16, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Perth to Bunbury train named The Polar Express in honour of how much ice she’ll move

    The Australind train is looking for a new name after the Premier called out to the public for some inspiration. Having already ruled out any…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Neptune Park in Two Rocks expected to be completed before he awakens to feed again

    A highly anticipated reinvigoration of the area around King Neptune’s Statue in Two Rocks is expected to be completed before the Greek God’s next blood…

    Belle May 15, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Rockingham Man Names Daughter After Ex to Save on Tattoo Removal

    Dielyr was absolutely positive he was never going to regret getting “Krystal” tattoo’d prominently on his arm. After all, she was his ride or die…

    Belle May 14, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Reckons

5 Ways To Assert Your Boomer Dominance Over Your Neighbourhood

Belle February 29, 2024

Congratulations on your decision to move from casual suburban pest to a full-time rate paying Rambo that won’t rest until your enemies lay in a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Motocross community clear busy schedules of popping wheelies in Armadale to meet Carey Hart

Belle February 29, 2024

The Perth motocross community has made the tough sacrifice of cancelling their usual plans to attend a meet and greet with motocross legend Carey Hart…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth’s Perves Rejoice Speed Limit on West Coast Drive Reducing to 40km/h

Belle February 28, 2024

It’s a great day for Perth’s leering community after it has been announced the speed limit on West Coast Drive will be lowered to 40km/h.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day In The Life Of A Range Rover Driver 

Belle February 28, 2024 A Day In The Life OfGolden Triangle

9:00 am – awaken to boorish knocking and aggressive phone calling from a tradesman. He claims he’s been here since 8:30. I try to remind…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Perth managers prepare for rare peaceful Saturday as the usual suspects will be at P!nk

Belle February 28, 2024

Perth managers across the entire range of hospitality are preparing for the most peaceful Saturday on record this weekend. Obviously, excluding those poor souls stuck…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Citywide shortage of capri pants as P!nk mums prepare to descend on Optus Stadium

Belle February 27, 2024

If you were in the market for a brand-spankin’ pair of capri pants before the weekend’s P!nk show then you’d better look over east! Retailers…

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