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    Perth woman concedes defeat and wears an oodie to the pub

    “I’m not above this”, Rybecca said before slipping on her favourite Oodie while getting ready to smash a few froffs at the pub. A perfect…

    Belle July 22, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ed Sheeran to return to Perth in ’26 to check on the progress of his Butler house & land package

    Popstar Ed Sheeran has announced he will be returning to Perth in 2026 to check on the progress of the house & land package he…

    Belle July 22, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Harley Reid’s record breaking deal rumoured to be worth a deposit on a 4×2 in Belmont

    Young West Coast rising star Harley Reid’s team have apparently tabled an offer that is rumoured to be the biggest deal in AFL history. Some…

    Belle July 22, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Authorities remind backpackers not to attempt to drive a Mitsubishi Delica up Bluff Knoll to see the snow 

    Bluff Knoll received a dusting of snow yesterday – somewhat comparable to a math’s professor’s dandruff cascading majestically down his blazer in the warm projector…

    Belle July 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth Bali Bogan Now Fully Transitioned Into Japan Pest

    A former Perth Bali bogan has seen the light and no longer darken the holding cell floor at Denpasar Airport. He is now a scourge…

    Belle July 20, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Dejected Brisbane locals skip breakfast as they are unsure they could even beat an egg right now

Belle October 2, 2023

Reports are streaming in that Brisbane locals have decided to skip the most important meal of the day after a weekend that has rocked their…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Collingwood based dealer pulls up sore after his own personal Grand Final last night

Belle October 1, 2023 AFLFooty

Tom*, a Collingwood based bag supplier has described how he’s trained for years to be ready for a Collingwood premiership and feels like he actually…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

REPORT: “Your Mate” At It Again

Belle September 30, 2023

In news that no one will find shocking, “your mate” has begun acting like a clown after you took the punt on inviting him out…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Defence lawyers licking their lips as Collingwood fans get on it

Belle September 30, 2023

A big night of partying awaits Melbourne and Australia in general as thousands of Pie’s fans celebrate their team’s Grand Final victory over the Brisbane…

View More Defence lawyers licking their lips as Collingwood fans get on it
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Serial stinge bringing TEDs surely looking to pull off a Grand Final day esky switcheroo

Belle September 30, 2023

Infamous stinge, Kyle, is once again looking to pull off the perfect ruse this Grand Final day. His plan is simple, to slip his disgusting…

View More Serial stinge bringing TEDs surely looking to pull off a Grand Final day esky switcheroo
BREAKING NEWS Business Local

“Bringing it back” – Twiggy seen cruising towards the OBH with RMW Longhorn sticker plastered across 4WD

Belle September 29, 2023

Despite being born in Perth, Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest has spent a lifetime carefully cultivating a salt of the earth, good ol country boy image. Now…

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