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    New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One

    WA has introduced changes to subdivision laws that will allow 700m2 blocks be subdivided which is intended to incentive development of badly needed homes. The…

    Belle July 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New WA Tow Truck Regulations Require Operators to Obey the Laws of Space and Time Before Materialising at Scene

    The second tranche of WA’s tighter tow truck industry regulations have kicked in today and impose tighter conditions on rogue operators. Among the new changes…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    LeBron Signs With Willetton Tigers Following Shock Lakers Exit

    One of the greatest basketballers to ever play the game has sensationally announced he’s leaving the Lakers. Naturally, the question on everyone’s lips is where…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Bunbury-Bound Passengers Drink Australind Dry Before It Even Reaches Byford

    In predictable fashion, the Perth to Bunbury crowd has run an absolute clinic on the Australind and consumed all she had to offer in the…

    Belle June 29, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Video showing the absurdity of Perth Airport’s 6-minute free window to drop-off/pick-up

Belle March 19, 2024

Perth Airport offers punters the exciting opportunity of paying no fee provided they can get the job done in 6 minutes or less. 6 minutes…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Tony Galati named as the man to replace Daniel Craig as James Bond

Belle March 19, 2024

Fans of the James Bond franchise have been eager to find out who will be replacing Daniel Craig as 007 in the upcoming films. There…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Man refuses to look back at uneven footpath paving he tripped on and shake his head

Belle March 19, 2024

A man has left the public in a state of wonderment this afternoon after very nearly eating shit on some uneven paving. It wasn’t the…

View More Man refuses to look back at uneven footpath paving he tripped on and shake his head
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

WA tourist living off Maccas & 30 Bintangs a day blames Balinese hygiene standards for his horrendous irregularity

Belle March 19, 2024

A Western Australian man has once again refused to take any accountability for the horror shows he’s leaving in the toilet 7 times a day…

View More WA tourist living off Maccas & 30 Bintangs a day blames Balinese hygiene standards for his horrendous irregularity
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Cameroon a little surprised at AFL’s announcement welcoming them to the AFL

Belle March 18, 2024

The African nation of Cameroon has enjoyed a pleasant surprise today after the AFL announced they have joined the AFL. Cameroon will be expected to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Rotto Quokkas Send HBF a Cease & Desist Letter

Belle March 18, 2024

The Union of WA Quokkas has sent a letter to insurer HBF to stop dragging their reputation through the mud with their awful quokka-themed advertising.…

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