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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Midland man thought he’d hit the jackpot this morning before checking the temperature

    A red shoe wearing, Muay Thai training, bloke who claims to know 1%’ers from Midland awoke with glee this morning after finding what he thought…

    Belle July 25, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    REPORT: there’s enough sand on the floors of Westralian cars to save Lancelin 

    The WA Government has made an impassioned plea to the people of Westralia to help Lancelin by dropping off the sand that has accumulated in…

    Belle July 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    REPORT: It’s not a WA tornado unless it comes from the Bunbury region, anything else is a sparkling willy willy

    Angry Bunbarians have reacted to City Beach’s tornado with disgust. Stating that the destructive vortex of wind shouldn’t bear the WA tornado title. While tornadoes…

    Belle July 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Local shot-hole borer reaches out to City of south perth to check if they need help with any other trees

    A local shot-hole borer has watched the City of South Perth’s decision to remove 6 trees on the foreshore at the request of residents with…

    Belle July 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Confident Flagmantle fan can’t shake intrusive Round 6, 2024 Derby thoughts

    Local Flagmantle fan should be feeling like he’s at the top of the world after beating the plane-dodgers at the MCG on the weekend. Alas,…

    Belle July 23, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS WA suburbs & towns

15 Ways to Have a Smashing Day in Bayswater

Belle August 8, 2023 BTT Travel

Much like Maylands, Bayswater was the knockabout kid you used to go to school with. Yes, maybe they ate too much Clag during class but…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Commonwealth Games to be replaced with Roger Cook backflipping instead

Belle August 8, 2023

The 20 people gutted that the Commonwealth Games won’t be coming to Australia will be relieved that Western Australia has found a decent alternative for…

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Mr Diggers & Dealers Kalgoorlie

Belle August 8, 2023 mining

At this stage of his life, Murray knows that the only thing that can fill the gaping super pit in his heart is striking gold…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

BREAKING: Twiggy the Bachelor Crashes Diggers & Dealers, Debuts Lethal New Look

Belle August 8, 2023 FIFO

Andrew “Twiggy” Forrest made a surprise visit to the Diggers & Dealers Conference yesterday despite FHM not presenting at this year’s conference. Arriving by helicopter,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Qantas Lounge to Ban Low-Visibility Clothing for Comfort of Valued Members

Belle August 6, 2023 FIFOmining

Qantas has made the bold decision to enforce a Hi-Vis dress code for all guests wishing to use the Qantas Lounge in Terminal 4, stating,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Rumbling in Perth Sharehouse: Kiwi Bloke’s NRL Night Ends with a 5.6 Magnitude Hangover

Belle August 6, 2023

A Baldivis sharehouse thought they were woken up by a Perthquake this morning. Alas, it was only their Kiwi housemate’s ill effects from a big…

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  • Local shot-hole borer reaches out to City of south perth to check if they need help with any other trees
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