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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Adelaide Crows Stopped at WA Border Under Strict Bird Flu Quarantine Protocol

    Western Australia is taking a zero-risk approach to all birds wishing to fly into WA amid concerns a bird flu outbreak could be occurring. Unfortunately,…

    Belle July 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New live face recognition cameras help Hermes Endakis finally nab Kelvin Crump

    For decades, truant and general scofflaw Kelvin Crump had been living under the belief that he’d evaded his nemesis Hermes Endakis for good. That was…

    Belle July 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Demands Grow for Mobile CCTV Towers at Nedlands Foreshore to Deter Residents from the Povo Side of the Suburb Using the Space

    It seems every suburb is getting a boost to their surveillance these days which has left the good people of the “right” side of Nedlands…

    Belle July 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One

    WA has introduced changes to subdivision laws that will allow 700m2 blocks be subdivided which is intended to incentive development of badly needed homes. The…

    Belle July 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

    “I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

    Belle July 1, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Seasoned FIFO worker still has laundry trust issues years after leaving the game

Belle January 23, 2024 FIFOUp North

Thommo earned the nickname tomahawk on site after shoving his fist in one of his steel caps and trying to chop down the donga door…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Scott Morrison resigns from Parliament to spend more time on the tools

Belle January 23, 2024

Canberra’s loss is Western Australia’s gain as the former Prime Minister is expected to hand in his resignation to Parliament and dive ballsdeep into the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Young professional still sipping water from a glass like a peasant

Belle January 23, 2024

The cost of living crisis has reached a new low. With a young professional being spotted drinking water from a communal glass this week. Naturally,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS WA suburbs & towns

8 Tips For The Perfect Day In Bull Creek

Belle January 22, 2024 BTT Travel

Thousands of Perth residents are discovering the secret of a truly enriching day out SOR. Sleep on Bull Creek if you want but don’t say…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth Man Confident Of Health Kick After Swapping Beer For Twice As Many Hard Seltzers

Belle January 22, 2024

East Freo resident Kyle feels like he’s kept a promise to himself for once after swapping out his usual Wednesday arvo 6 pack for 12…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Ex-Sizzler bloke ready to evolve into his final form as a cruise ship guy

Belle January 22, 2024

Ever since Sizzler closed there has been a swine-shaped hole in Troy’s heart. He simply couldn’t find a new place to be an obnoxious glutton…

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  • New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One
  • Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading
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