IN FOCUS: the art of insincerely wishing your BFF happy birthday on social media
To have a happy birthday you must first accept that the day has absolutely nothing to do with you or you achievement in beating all…
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Like so many other “workplace bonding” exercises, footy tipping is meant to bring everyone together. Thankfully, human nature steps in and destroys any chance of…
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West Coast fans are advised to exercise extreme caution tomorrow as the levels of schadenfreude being emitted by Docker’s supporters may be too much to…
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In extraordinary scenes, serial pest Clive Palmer has attempted to claim responsibility for dressing beloved Eliza up in Gold Coast Sun’s gear last night to…
View More Clive Palmer Claims Responsibility For Queensland Act of Aggression in Westralian WatersIN FOCUS: Going On A Cruise Ship
At the start of the pandemic, cruises did their best to bring about the destruction of everything we hold dear. It’s now a couple of…
View More IN FOCUS: Going On A Cruise ShipMr Jetstar Passenger
Dawren has grounded more planes than the Bermuda Triangle with less contrition than a Russian general. Today he has a holiday booked to the Denpasar…
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