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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Useless Angler Doing A Good Job Of Pretending He’ll Be Affected By Dhuey Ban

Belle December 13, 2022

Atrocious Perth fisho, Timbo, who has never caught a Dhuey in his life is putting on a convincing act while joining in on his fellow…

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5 Ways To Establish Yourself As The Alpha Dog On Site 

Belle December 13, 2022

G’day ya pissweak little maggots. It’s Keifo here to give yas some advice on establishing ya dominance on site. Will you ever be as alpha…

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5 Hot Tips To Avoid Disgracing Yourself At Your X-Mas Party

Belle December 13, 2022 employmentofficeParty

Alcohol Consumption – when it comes to smashing open bars, Australians are too preoccupied about whether they can, rather than whether they should. Statistically, someone is…

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Camry Driver Mixes It Up, Decides To Clog Up Fast Lane At Local Lap Pool

Belle December 12, 2022

A seasoned Camry driver has felt the need to spice up his serial impediment life and taken his award winning cloggage skills to the fast…

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IN FOCUS: Blokes who wear BCF Shirts

Belle December 12, 2022

BCF shirts are more than just garments; they are distress beacons for a fark-up that hasn’t quite happened yet – but it most certainly will. …

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BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

WA Girl Deems Day At The Beach Completely “Pointless” After Phone Battery Dies On Arrival

Belle December 11, 2022 influencer

Emma thought she’d hit the jackpot – a low 30’s, light morning breeze, and not a whiff of gainful employment to stink out the influencer-toilet…

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  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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