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    Santa deported in a complimentary cray boat after ABF catches him throwing a sneaky line in

    Santa Clause has been apprehended by the Australian Border Force after heading to Australia early to throw a cheeky line in from his sled.  Not…

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Kid who asked Santa for a half built trampoline set to have his dreams come true 

    Little does he know it, but little Johnny is just one sleep away from having his dream of playing on a half built trampoline realised. …

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Axed AC Milan vs Como game replaced with Balcatta pool party to give fans their Italian diving fix 

    European football fans have been left devastated today after learning the hyped AC Milan v Como Italian-fest has been cancelled.  It would’ve marked a historic…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Santa cancels Geraldton stop after quick Take 5 on scorching forecast

    Santa has pulled the pin on Gero after reading reports it could hit 42 on Xmas Eve and 43 degrees on Xmas Day. Meaning, the region…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Acts of “Bazball” decreed a treasonable offence by order of The King

    England have entered full damage control after the controversial style of aggressive test batting has been declared dead.  Thus to protect the sanctity of English…

    Belle December 22, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Jerry Springer’s Shocking Will Revelation: Lawyer Instructed to Tell Kid She Ain’t His!

Belle April 28, 2023

Ever the showman, Jerry “The King Of Trash TV” Springer has left jaws on the floor posthumously during the reading of his will.  Before his…

View More Jerry Springer’s Shocking Will Revelation: Lawyer Instructed to Tell Kid She Ain’t His!
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business True-ish Crime

Perth bikie leaves life behind to pursue the more lucrative world of reselling driving tests to L-Platers

Belle April 27, 2023

A former Perth 1%’er who doesn’t wish to be named has decided to depart from the usual activities of his former club and pursue a…

View More Perth bikie leaves life behind to pursue the more lucrative world of reselling driving tests to L-Platers
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

WA offers to relocate Bunbury to Tasmania to help AFL team, says it’s a perfect fit 

Belle April 27, 2023

In a touching act of charity, the WA Government has offered to migrate the entire population of Bunbury to Tasmania to help pad out their…

View More WA offers to relocate Bunbury to Tasmania to help AFL team, says it’s a perfect fit 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Proud Rockingham Englishman Devastated At Butler Assumption

Belle April 27, 2023 SORWA Culture

Barry, an ex-pat that calls Rocko home, was left shattered this morning after a new work colleague unfairly stereotyped him after hearing his accent. It…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Financial viability of Tassie AFL team in doubt as entire state could access same family pass

Belle April 26, 2023

The AFL hit a major hurdle in its negotiations to get Tasmania its own footy team. While the initial capital is there, the AFL questions…

View More Financial viability of Tassie AFL team in doubt as entire state could access same family pass
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

‘Lost’ Elephant Seal In Augusta Turns Out To Just Be An American Tourist

Belle April 26, 2023 Down South

For weeks, the good people of Augusta believed they were witnessing a truly magical occurrence. A ‘lost’ southern elephant seal had made their beach its…

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