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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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BREAKING NEWS Business Featured

HR Manager Under the Pump For Innovative Ways to Ruin Office X-Mas Party

Belle December 5, 2022 office

With two weeks until the staff X-Mas bash, HR manager Rebecca is desperate to show she still has what it takes to be agile and…

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REPORT: sons of Perth’s boat owners have about 1 hour to replace those flares 

Belle December 4, 2022

The Socceroos’ 2-1 loss to Lionel Messi (or Argentina as the team is sometimes known) was celebrated through the night in Northbridge with fans letting…

View More REPORT: sons of Perth’s boat owners have about 1 hour to replace those flares 
Featured From the Zoo

Why a Bali Bonk Ban Will Be Fark All 

Belle December 3, 2022

You can imagine my suproiiise when I came across an article this morning during me 3rd morning shit. Those Bali dogs are threatening to take…

View More Why a Bali Bonk Ban Will Be Fark All 
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Millennial’s claims she went to the beach not believed in the absence of even one story post

Belle December 2, 2022

Stephanie has been met with a fierce wall of disbelief after telling a group of friends that she went to the beach the other day.…

View More Millennial’s claims she went to the beach not believed in the absence of even one story post
BREAKING NEWS Local

WA urges commuters to relax, Roe St upgrade should be done by next Halley’s Comet 

Belle December 2, 2022

The WA Government has heard the constant grumblings from city commuters about the Roe St clusterfuck and has assured them that they can take a…

View More WA urges commuters to relax, Roe St upgrade should be done by next Halley’s Comet 
BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

CoComelon heavy Spotify Wrapped playlist the final nail in young dad’s partying coffin

Belle December 1, 2022

“This is who I am now”, a young father lamented after checking out his Spotify Wrapped playlist for 2022 to see it absolutely dominated by…

View More CoComelon heavy Spotify Wrapped playlist the final nail in young dad’s partying coffin

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  • Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home
  • Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 
  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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