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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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Fisheries launch massive operation after reports “suspicious characters” were evading detection in Mandurah

Belle November 9, 2022

“Anytime, anywhere”, an absolutely fuming Fisheries officer told The Times as he paced back and forth in his office becoming increasingly more irritated by the…

View More Fisheries launch massive operation after reports “suspicious characters” were evading detection in Mandurah
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WA astronomical event community accuses “big cloud cover” of conspiring against them

Belle November 8, 2022

Thousands of Western Australians hoping to get a glimpse of the full lunar eclipse & blood moon tonight have absolutely done their ‘nana at the…

View More WA astronomical event community accuses “big cloud cover” of conspiring against them
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Perth family looking forward to an evening of bitterly complaining about the lunar eclipse blood moon

Belle November 8, 2022

True to form the Thompson family has failed to manage their expectations in the slightest with respect to tonight’s lunar eclipse blood moon thingy.  Having…

View More Perth family looking forward to an evening of bitterly complaining about the lunar eclipse blood moon
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Middle Aged Office Pest Keeps Forgetting Linkedin Notifies The Person He Looks Up

Belle November 8, 2022

“Aw shit”, Dan exclaims as he realises he’s looked up a female coworker on Linkedin for the 4th time this month after 10pm. Evidently, it’s…

View More Middle Aged Office Pest Keeps Forgetting Linkedin Notifies The Person He Looks Up
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Chill vibe on Marine Parade cruise momentarily replaced by intense golf ball-through-windscreen thoughts

Belle November 7, 2022

Sara was absolutely frothing her decision to treat herself to a cheeky Monday cruise along Marine Parade this afternoon. Soaking up the sun, vibe and…

View More Chill vibe on Marine Parade cruise momentarily replaced by intense golf ball-through-windscreen thoughts
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Brand spankin’ Everlasts really make a splash in the Cas smoking area 

Belle November 7, 2022

Amongst the glitz & glamour of the Crown Cas smoking area, all eyes were on Perth concreter Joshyewa over the weekend as he debuted a…

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  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
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