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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Giant red bin erected in Secret Harbour to commemorate by-election win

    Secret Harbour is waking up to the dawn of a new age. Not only did they vote to leave the EU but they have now…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Jetstar outdoes South African plane’s dangerously close flyover stunt by getting dangerously close to not cancelling a flight

    Rugby fans were left amazed and in need of new grundies after two Airlink planes performed a dangerously close flyover of DHL Stadium in Cape…

    Belle August 31, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Secret Harbour set to leave the EU after One Nation victory

    The first order of business for British outpost Secret Harbour is to break the shackles of what they feel is a bad deal as a…

    Belle August 30, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL scraps Wildcard Round effective immediately after Collingwood fail to make finals

    The AFL has announced that in hindsight it had wasted its and everyone else’s time with this wildcard malarkey after it failed to get Collingwood…

    Belle August 29, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Donald Trump hits hole-in-one on the 12th at The Cut in Dawesville

    Some say it’s nearly impossible to ace the 12th at The Cut against the howling Mandurah breeze but US President Donald Trump proved the haters…

    Belle August 28, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Gurner suddenly can’t find a plumber to stop all the crap overflowing from his mouth

Belle September 15, 2023 tradie

Who could have predicted slagging off Australia’s hardworking tradesmen and women could have dire consequences? Well, Tim Gurner has learned the hard way as he…

View More Gurner suddenly can’t find a plumber to stop all the crap overflowing from his mouth
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

10 Reasons Mandurah Deserved To Be Named WA’s Top Tourism Town

Belle September 14, 2023 Down South

Mandurah was recently named WA’s top tourism town. Some might say that’s obscene but when you scratch the surface you just want to keep scratching.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Lifelong one-beer man struggling to forgive himself after scandalous affair with another froff

Belle September 14, 2023

Macca decided at the tender age of 12 to be an Emu Export man. Now, over 50 years have passed and his commitment to his…

View More Lifelong one-beer man struggling to forgive himself after scandalous affair with another froff
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Apprentice reveals he’s not OK the old fashioned way: smashing a 4 pack of Monster before Smoko

Belle September 14, 2023 tradie

A young apprentice has been praised for opening up at work on R U OK? Day. He didn’t even need a forced HR morning tea…

View More Apprentice reveals he’s not OK the old fashioned way: smashing a 4 pack of Monster before Smoko
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Ageing Millennials Exchange A Knowing Smile After Vicks Inhaler Spotted In Office

Belle September 13, 2023 office

A blast of nostalgia almost knocked a couple of 30-somethings off their feet today when a snuffling coworker whipped out a Vicks Inhaler to help…

View More Ageing Millennials Exchange A Knowing Smile After Vicks Inhaler Spotted In Office
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

“High speed pur-yewww-t”, Police hunt rogue jet ski rider taking full advantage of Busselton’s flooding

Belle September 13, 2023

A renegade jet ski rider is testing Busselton police’s patience this morning after being unable to resist the urge to fang his baby around the…

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