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    New Pope just elected in an Ellenbrook carpark judging by the colour of the smoke billowing out

    What a joyous day for Catholics! Two Popes selected by a rigorous conclave process and indicated to the world via a plume of white smoke.…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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    Pope Leo XIV to make pilgrimage to Kelmscott to bless Red Roota’s spiritual home

    In one of Pope Leo XIV first acts as the new Pope, the holy man will be visiting Kelmscott to bless a location that he…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Newly elected Pope uses maiden speech to call for peace amongst the Fremantle Dockers supporter base 

    Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost aka Pope Leo XIV has shocked the world by using his first chance to speak to his followers to plead for…

    Belle May 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope

    The Catholic Church is demanding answers after its cardinals were bombarded with thousands of unsolicited texts calling for the election of Clive Palmer as pope.…

    Belle May 7, 2025
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    IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute

    Say what you want about Holden but they knew exactly how to build the kind of beast that your average high-income WA FIFO worker would…

    Belle May 5, 2025
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150-year-old tree issues grovelling apology to new buyers of riverside property

Belle November 6, 2022

A 150-year-old Aussie Eucalyptus tree has issued a grovelling apology to the buyers of a house that it, unfortunately, lives in front of and obscures…

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Mr. Perth 4WD & Adventure Show

Belle November 5, 2022

Let’s make one thing clear, Macka isn’t merely attending the Perth 4WD & Adventure Show in the capacity of some pleb. He’s bestowing his presence…

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Perth man prepares to enter “getting side-eyed around schools” phase of Movember 

Belle November 4, 2022

The countdown is on until Gosnell’s man Tim is no longer welcome around playgrounds, schools, or daycare centres on account of the seedy ‘stache forming…

View More Perth man prepares to enter “getting side-eyed around schools” phase of Movember 
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REVEALED: Inkosi’s roadhouse spinach & ricotta roll bill set to bankrupt WA

Belle November 3, 2022

The highest reaches of the WA Government were scrambling to keep costing data secret after the successful transportation of WA’s favourite long boi, Inkosi the…

View More REVEALED: Inkosi’s roadhouse spinach & ricotta roll bill set to bankrupt WA
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Qantas thanks CHOICE for top Shonky accolade conceding it’s the closest thing they’ll get to an award for some time 

Belle November 3, 2022

CHOICE’s Shonky Awards are meant to be a badge of dishonour but Qantas is taking any awkward they can get right now. Conceding that they…

View More Qantas thanks CHOICE for top Shonky accolade conceding it’s the closest thing they’ll get to an award for some time 
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SOR’s first pub car park shadow boxing tournament an uncontested hit 

Belle November 3, 2022 SOR

Organisers of the first SOR Pub Car Park Shadow Boxing tournament have declared the event an “uncontested hit” after 10 of SOR’s fiercest closing time…

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  • Cardinals complain of unsolicited texts from H Fong ahead of conclave to elect next pope
  • IN FOCUS: The HSV Maloo Ute
  • Fremantle Dockers appoint Peter Dutton coach for his ability to shut down the opposition

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